Bright spots, however included:
As well as this GIF of feeling totally overwhelmed by Jack Nicholson (which, who wouldn't be?)
Then there's the totally adorable Quvenzhane Wallis chit chatting with Halle Berry (like you do) and telling reporters to call her by her real name, not "little Q" or "Annie" (Although: hooray for a new production of Annie, and girl can sing, so bonus points!):
And yes, The Onion is abhorrent, but we're not talking about that right now.
Aside from the awesome ladies, and the kick-ass divas singing their butts off, the show was sad (and even the sad parts were poorly done - people were missing from the memorials? What's up with that?) Instead of going on a real rant though, I think I'm just going back up to that first GIF and being swoony again and again. :)