This is the somee-card I sent to SisterK last week, she got a chuckle out of it, thought you might too.

Sacriligious, right? Yeah, but still. Can't you just see it? Or facebook
Christ is ... unable to update as he's spending some time in the desert.
Christ is ... washing my peeps' feets and then chowing down.
Christ is ... not too pleased with Judas.
Christ is ... taking some wood up the hill.
Christ is ...
Christ is ... Back, y'all!

:D