Some more off-topic, lighthearted linkage to share, since I'm still not feeling awesome. As I was sifting through my Google Reader, I found a link I thought I'd share. These are from a pretty hysterical site called "Dear Girls Above Me", and are a couple of my favorite lines from a downstairs neighbor to the ditzy girls upstairs.
Dear Girls Above Me,
I’m sorry you sprained your ankle and “aren’t hot anymore” but Chanel crutches don’t exist…yet. Thanks for another golden idea. 6/1/10
Last night u held something called a ‘trash mag partaaay’. Is that like a book club for the illiterate? 3/2/10
Our building doesn’t have a ghost “trapped in the walls on Thurs & Fri.” Its just street cleaning. 2/18/10
Just because a guy looked at you funny on the street, doesn’t mean you’re living in The Truman Show" 1/13/10