Take a shower. Seriously, if I told you how long it had been since I had a real shower, you would stop hanging out with me. I got washed and everything, but the grease in my hair could probably have been mined. (I might've been rich! What was I thinking, getting rid of it? Also, is it mining when it's oil? It's something... crap, not as human as I'd like to be apparently.)
And then I had a nice shower coma, even if it was in the parlor.
And now I'm going to eat food, take pills, and attack a list. It better beware! LISTS: BE WARNED!