Sunday, January 08, 2006

Embarrassing Way to Almost Kill Yourself #149

Bend over with the toothbrush in your mouth
Bang the end of the toothbrush on the edge of the sink
Jam almost the entire length of the toothbrush down your throat
Choke for 10 straight minutes, all the while thinking of the way this will be written up in your obituary.

"Young woman chokes to death on toothbrush."

Oh yeah, my parents would be proud.


Janet said...

Brushing your teeth can actually hurt you, who knew?

Anonymous said...