On being an auntie (again)

Dear DD ~

 Tomorrow you will be two weeks old. I hope these first two weeks of getting to know your mom and dad, your two big brothers, and as much of our crazy family as possible have been wonderful for you.  I'm sure you're pretty overwhelmed with this whole "being alive" thing: let me give you a clue - the rest of us are too: It never gets old.  Just enjoy the ride as much as you can.

You were the first baby I've ever seen being born, and ~ let me tell you ~ it is not something I'm ever going to forget.  I know you won't remember it, but for the rest of us there (and all of the aunties and uncles and cousins and brothers and grandmas and friends who weren't lucky enough to be in the room at that moment, but who were thinking of you and your mama with all of their might) it was a miracle, a treat, an honor.

If I were going to tell you your story, I could start waaaaay back at the beginning and tell you how hard your Mama and Daddy tried to make you into a reality: how they took all different sort of tests and medicines and shots and procedures to make sure that someday, there would be a little you.  But that's not the fun stuff, not really.  The fun stuff started two weeks after all of that when Mama found out you were coming.  Soon, you had all sorts of nicknames: Baby Cold, Little Nugget, Lil Man, but the one Mama & Dad used the most was Baby Dash.

We had to keep it a secret for a while, because being a baby is a dangerous proposition, but thankfully, you were up for the challenge, and soon everybody knew that there was a little guy - a little you! - in your mom's tummy. Well, almost everybody.  There was that little mix-up at your cousin's birthday party in May, when Auntie N's sister said "So I hear it's a boy!" in front of your brothers, who didn't know yet.  Poor Mom was so upset she hid in the bathroom for a while, only coming out after mean Auntie J refused to bring her food in for her. ;)

But you kept on growing big and strong in Mom's tummy, and soon there wouldn't be any hiding you; not that she wanted to.  Mama always looked lovely pregnant, even when her poor piggys got all swollen and she felt like she had "a face full of chins" - I think she was gorgeous the entire time, and she was lucky enough that (up until the last month or so) you didn't really cause too many problems.  But then there was heartburn and not sleeping and all sorts of discomfort, and by the time September rolled around, Mama seemed pretty ready for you to be born.  Of course, like a true NTE's Larger family baby, you had your own ideas about that, and kept everybody waiting until the very last week!

Even when your labor started, you took your sweet time in coming out, playing peek-a-boo with the midwives for the course of an entire day, till your poor mom was so sore and so tired and so... DONE that I'm surprised she didn't leave Daddy for the anesthesiologist when he came to give her her epidural.

Of course, that was almost 20 hours after her water broke, and 10 hours since she'd been in active labor, and 5 hours since she was at 9 centimeters only to go back to 8 when you decided you weren't quite sure that you wanted to make your entrance that day. 

Your mama is a warrior, kid: and don't you ever forget it.  I know she'll doubt it more than once in the next couple of months (years, eternities), but she wasn't the one watching the battle, she was too busy fighting it. As an observer, let me tell you that she fought FIERCE.  I wanted to sing her every song about heroes I'd ever heard:  to have Beyonce echoing "Who Run The World" down the empty corridors, "Eye of the Tiger" blasting out over and over again to help her stay pumped up.  Not that she needed it, but because she deserved it.  

In a surprising turn of events, your mama, who swears more on any given day then just about anybody I know (except for Auntie J, of course) ~ said only one word, over and over that day: Ow.  A multiverse of curse words at her disposal (and I thought up some really good ones later on, but that's skipping ahead), and all your Mama said was OW.  But it wasn't a nothing word, that ow.  It wasn't a throwaway or a waste - she meant it: Every. Single. OW. 

Each was a powerful OW, for sure.

 And behind them, I could hear how scared she was - for you, for her, for how long it was taking and how hard it was turning out to be, and the needles and the epidural (which she did not want at all, originally) - and, eventually, I could hear how exhausted she was, and how low her reserves were getting, but through it all, her OW was a freaking powerhouse of a word: A magic spell that she was weaving around the both of you, calling you, trying to get you to come out, to be here, to be safe at last. To be hers. 

I get chills just thinking of it.  How all day she moaned and whispered and prayed for you to just come out and be hers. 

Of course, there was also no small amount of whining that you weren't out already or ordering people around (Daddy especially got in trouble for things like moving his hands, going to the bathroom, or attempting to stretch), but who could blame her? She was doing all the heavy lifting, and the rest of us were just the back up.

And the back up team worked some magic in that room as well, I'll have you know: Grammy soothed with her tales of experience, her "no press here"s and  her trademarked 'brushing the hair of your forehead' move, which your mom usually doesn't allow, but couldn't get enough of that day;
Auntie J became some sort of squatting sumo-dancer, holding Mama's weight while they swayed together, trying to outlast the latest contractions, and told funny stories about how Papa used to bring them presents from the gift shop (which was really the lost and found) at work;
Daddy was a back-rubber extraordinaire, climbing into the bed behind Mama at one point and finding the exact right position (from which he could not deviate, not even for a second) to help the back labor pains feel just a little less devestating;
I did important things like guilt-eating donuts, trying to help Mama understand that taking the epidural was not a sign of failure, but a sign of progress that would help get you here safe and sound, and counting to ten really loudly and slowly.  (Also, like a dope, picking up Mama's leg at one point because she couldn't do it herself and the intern who was doing it left the room.  And that is why Auntie NTE's arm is still not working correctly today.  But it was worth it. :) )
Even Uncle Kand Papa managed to stop by after work (and, handily, after the epidural) to pass out cigars and tell you to hurry on up, respectively. And all across the Clan, phones beeped and Facebook lit up with all sorts of "C'mon kid!" and "You can do it Ch & DD!" messages.  We even had some 'haunting' visits, as the bathroom light kept shutting itself off, and we all decided that Nana, a constant "When you leave the room, shut of the light!" fanatic, wanted to let us know she was rooting for you guys too. 

We loved you already, you lucky devil, you.

But your Mama worked hardest of all, and longest of all, and eventually, after a day and some hours worth of labor, you were finally ready to make your final approach.  Hours of "Ow" and magic spells came down to a few more hours of pushing and counting and breathing and more magic spells and holding our breath and a couple more rounds of peek-a-boo with the midwife.

But eventually, there was your tiny head!- not feeling so tiny to your Mom at the moment - and all that hair! (You're our first really hairy baby, you know... most of your cousins were capital B Bald, but you're covered all over with dark downy hair.) You sort of had that cone-head thing going for you, at first, but then there was your squishy little face, your shoulders, and all the rest, and there you were!

Baby DD, all born and pink, and adorable. 3:34 am, Sept 27th.

By the time the midwife passed you to your nurse, your cone head had somehow rearranged itself into a perfectly small, round noggin, and you started crying before they even started rubbing you down. 

All fingers and toes, and fuzzy arms and legs, and heart shaped ears, and long-tree-frog toes, and button nose accounted for!
Your dad picked you up and you met your mom for the first time, and there were tears and smiles and congratulations all around!  (Grammy and I may have sniffled a little in the background, but you'll never be able to prove it. )

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And this is the part I will never tell you, DD ~ about how badly your Mama scared us after you were born.  How there was so much blood, that I knew, even though I'd never been in a delivery room before, that something bad was happening.  How it just kept coming, and with it came a swarm of new doctors and nurses and medicines, and machines, and how they all had that air of 'not panic' I know so well from hospitals and hospice workers.  'Not panic' must be a thing they practice, with the intended goal being that they keep their cool in emergency situations, but it has the adverse effect on any layman who's ever dealt with it before.  When they started buzzing, my heart  - so close to the surface now, thanks to your safe arrival - literally froze.  I watched the monitors as Mama's blood pressure zoomed down to meet one of mine, and searched the stone faces of the newly arrived doctors as the blood just kept pouring out.

And that's the only way I can describe it: literally pouring out. And when the meds they gave her didn't work, within five minutes, she was bundled up and was on her way down to the operating room, accompanied by the flurry of doctors and nurses and midwives, while Daddy, Grammy, your nurse and I were left in a now silent room.  It's the eeriest worst non-sound ever, honey bunch, and I am praying to a God I don't believe in that you will never have to hear it in your lifetime, even though I know it's a wasted prayer.  I was holding you as they took your mom away, and she was looking for you and I said "He's right here; he's fine. He's ok." Holding back tears, because now her face, instead of the warrior face I'd been seeing all day, was the scared face of my baby sister who used to curl up in my lap when strangers came into the room - and I told her "You're going to be just fine." in my most "I'm the boss here, I know what I'm talking about" voice as they rolled her out of the room. 

The times I use that voice the most? Are the times I feel it the least.

And then the nurse said this wasn't uncommon, and she was sure everything would be fine and that she had to take you to the nursery, and I passed you on to Daddy and took a couple of pictures and tried to stay calm and not think about how the pictures I had could be the only pictures I ever got of you with your Mom.  And I tried to use my fake "I know what I'm talking about" voice with Grammy, who never really buys it, but at least it stopped her from bursting into tears at that second, which is what we both felt like doing.  And then she went for a cigarette (which is her "I know what I'm doing" coping mechanism) and Daddy and the nurse took you to the nursery and I was left alone to pace a room with my baby sister's blood on the floor. (And her/your placenta sitting on a tray table looking gross ~ which, let me tell you, if things had gone differently, your mom wanted to EAT that.  Well, take it in pills, anyways.  And I literally thought about how it looked like liver and how I might possibly throw up on that same exact floor.)

And then I called Auntie J and tried to tell her that you were here! and the scary stuff about your mom! without freaking out too much! Which I guess I didn't pull off, because she later told Grammy I sounded like I was freaking out.  But whatever. And then I eavesdropped on the nurses at the nurses station, listening for any news from the OR and Grammy came back, and the intern came back to tell us that your mom had stopped bleeding almost as soon as she'd gotten into the OR and all was well, no tears or anything, just contractions that forgot to stop after you were born, pushing out the only thing that was left in there, Mama's blood.  And although she needed a transfusion later that day, she is fit as a fiddle now, and that's the happiest ending in happy ending land, for sure.
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But I won't tell you that part.  I'll stop the story a few hours later, when your mom and dad are both sleeping in their beds and you are sleeping in your little rolling see-through bassinet and I'm watching the sun come up over Cambridge & Somerville, an area where our people (at least your Mama's people), have lived on/off for at least 100 years, thinking about how now we have a new people.

 I'll finish it with me seeing my baby sister and her husband, and her brand new baby, all dreaming the dreams of the innocent, or the warriors, or the rewarded.

 Whatever you guys were dreaming about that day, it couldn't have been anything better than what was actually happening, what was brand new, and vividly real & miraculous in that hospital room that September morning.  A new family, starting their first day together.

Welcome to the world, Baby D.  Thanks for getting here safely, for helping your Mama realize she's a warrior, and for looking at me with those big dark eyes.  I'd say "I couldn't love you any more than I do right now", but all of your cousins have dis-proven that theory already, as I love them more and more every day, year, eternity.  So you better get used to your Auntie NTE, pal, because I'm sticking around.  Now, convince Mama & Daddy that 40 minutes is too far away, ok?


 

On the plus side, we all apparently survived the end of days

In an apparent effort to ensure that a member of our family has to visit the hospital at least once every two weeks, my 94-year-old grandmother fell, face first, down the fifteen (thankfully carpeted) stairs in her home early yesterday morning.  My uncle heard her fall and rushed down the stairs, where she was gushing blood from a nasty gash on her forehead, struggling to sit up, and frantically asking him if she had gotten any blood on the new wallpaper.  (She had not, in case you, like she, care about that at all: I, in case you were wondering, do not.)

I spent most of the day today at the hospital with her, where I was shocked at her battered appearance, although, I don't know why, since she fell down a flight of stairs - she's mostly black and blue, with two huge cuts on her forehead, as well as numerous smaller cuts on her face.  Her main injury is a broken shoulder bone, which was immediately operated on, because it was putting pressure on (or cutting off ? My uncle is not so good at communicating medical stuff) an artery.  She has various pins and screws holding the arm in place, and the artery was repaired by a graft, but she's in pretty tough shape.  Between her head injury and the pain meds, she wasn't completely on target while we were there - the nurses kept asking us if she was usually more lucid, and I said that she never takes more than an aspirin and she banged her head up pretty badly, so I thought she was doing pretty well, even if she did say "Bahama" was the president, and that we were in a library that she was afraid would be closing soon.  (Also: it is December 28th, 2012 - hence this post's title.)

They're talking about weeks of recovery - hospital and rehab - and this is her second go 'round with all of that, so hopefully it will all go as smoothly as it did last time.  I'm just glad she's doing as well as she is... it was pretty terrifying to read my uncle's e-mail ( I mentioned, about the not being good at communication, right?), and then seeing her today was pretty rough as well.  But tomorrow will hopefully be a little bit better, and we'll get this healing show on the road. 

After all, we have to be in fighting form for the apocalypse, right? 

PS - why do hospitals have to smell like that?  It is hideous. 

A learning experience is one of those things that says, “You know that thing you just did? Don’t do that"*

I can't believe I've left this post up for this long, since, in my head, I've written about thirty six posts since last week. Unfortunately for my blog (or perhaps fortunately, since my brain isn't exactly in tip top condition lately), my computer doesn't travel as well as I would like it to, and there's no internet connection at the rehab. I don't know what their problem is, since, if I were using their facilities, I would definitely need the distraction.

Anyways, my grandmother is doing very well, thank you: She's got a discharge date set for this Thursday, and her improvements have been quite great and quite quick. She still needs to use the walker, which is absolutely going to be a point of contention once she's home and isn't on her best "let me out of here/ see what a good patient I am!" behavior, but we'll deal with that when we get to it. In the meantime, she's doing really well. (Thankfully.)

There's been a lot of other family drama - some of which I can't talk about here and some of which I just don't have the energy to go into right now - but I have been trying to keep what energy I do have focused on caring for my grandmother and putting it where it can do the most good.

As for me, I'm ... I don't even know how I am. Up in the air, like one of those little juggling balls, going round and round and up and down under somebody else's control. During the (not continuous, grand total of) forty-five minutes I slept the other night, I had a very vivid dream of myself, sitting in my uncle's car in the passenger seat. We were making the twenty minute trip we make four times a day (twice up, twice back, because he refuses to eat any place but home, and don't even get me started on that), traveling the now-familiar route. In the dream, I seemed normal and everything was fine, until suddenly, I just reached over and pulled the door handle - very calmly - and - like someone escaping a kidnapping - ninja-rolled my way out of the car. I landed on my feet and just walked away.

It wasn't until I felt the gigantic surge of relief in the dream that I realized just how hard this whole situation has been. How out of my own control I feel my life has gotten - not just right this minute, but in the grand scheme of things.

And there are, obviously, things in my life that I can do nothing about - my grandmother's stroke, my own illnesses, having to move, losing people I love - Those things are going to be there, are going to happen, no matter how hard I try to will them away, no matter how much I don't want them to be. I can't control those things. But I kind of just realized that I'm still trying to control them anyways... and that I'm fighting a losing battle.

Which doesn't mean I'm giving up - far from it. In fact, it just means that I have to do a better job of figuring out what I am in control of, and what I do have power over, so I can do a better job of focusing on those things.

I know: this seems like the simplest thing ever, and it also seems like something I should have gotten into my thick skull long before now, but it really is an ongoing thing - it isn't as if I haven't been working on this for the past fifteen years, it's more like I am re-realizing that I am focusing my energies in the wrong direction, and that I need to pay more attention to fixing that.

The more I worry about how nobody else is coming to visit Grandmother - I am one of seventeen grandchildren, who came from 9 children originally - the more upset I get. (Yes, the 17 and 9 are spread out across the country, but there are at least eight of us within easily driven distance, and at least three more of her kids. Total who've shown up? Three - each visiting once, for a relatively short period of time.) But getting mad about it, or feeling resentful that they're not going out of their way to get here does me no good. It does her no good. All I have to do is show up, get the word out, keep doing what I can do, and let the rest go. If other people make (what I see as) poor choices, then it's their loss. It's their decision, and there's nothing I can do to make them realize that they are missing out. I don't understand it, but I don't have to, either. I just have to be there for her, and hope that it is enough.

The more I fret and churn over a vicious fight between my two sisters, the less helpful I am to anybody - On a recent day, I managed to "ruin" both of their days by bringing up the other one, and ended every conversation in tears. It's not helping them, and it certainly isn't helping me. I won't stop trying to help them figure out how to move on (I don't think I can: it would hurt too much), but I have to realize that it isn't in my control. I can only do what I think needs to be done, say what I think needs to be said, and then leave the rest up to them. If they're not ready to hear it - as is obvious by the fact that I always wind up hurting them and myself when I try to get my point across - then I can't do anything more but be here when they're ready for me.

I can chatter till the cows come home, because empty space in a conversation makes me a tad bit uncomfortable, but I'm never going to make my uncle say a single word he doesn't want to say. So I better learn to appreciate that there is such a thing as companionable silence, and figure out how to enjoy it.

Now doesn't all that sound so lovely and mature and easy?

Yeah: the writing of it always makes me sound like I've figured it all out, but in reality? I'm going bit by bit, trial by trial, day by day.

(Although I have really figured out how to like silence. Sometimes I write the best blog posts in my head when he and I are just sitting in the same space, being together, but not having to say anything - how'd you like this one?)

*Douglas Adams

Let me tell you something...

(said in my very best Fire Marshall Bill voice): I just don't know what to tell you.

My head is full of so many things it is like a buzzing, humming swirling hive of activity. There isn't any space unoccupied by some new terror or old enemy or flashing through like lightening bolts or scrolling through like a news crawl - "This just in: You are Still Hurting! And reports are coming in of even more affected areas - Devastation spreads! Stay tuned to this channel for further developments."
Basically, the inside of my head is on overload, and that makes it kind of difficult to weed out enough (logical, legible & un-loopy enough ) bits and pieces to write something. Anything. Anything at all that doesn't wind up reading like the inside of my head - a lot of words and letters that are seemingly unconnected and yet make entirely too much sense.

So that's where my head is at. My body, at present, is camping on the Pull Out Couch of Death (tm) at my grandmother's house. Again. As I was laying on it in the dark last night, I was thinking back: I didn't have a lot of sleepovers here as a child (probably because our houses were about 3 minutes apart from each other), but occasionally, when my dad was on leave from the Navy, my brother and I would stay for a night or a weekend. We must have slept on this very same pull out couch, because there's no way this thing is less than 30 years old, although the one we slept in seemed huge to me then, and this thing feels like a postage stamp now, compared to my queen sized cloud of awesome at home.

I can remember laying on this very same bed, in the almost total dark - my brother beside me, his foot twitching back and forth as it does every time he goes to sleep; the street light shining in through the cracks in the shades, just enough light to keep it from being pitch dark; an intense and eerie quiet all around that never seemed to happen at my house no matter what time it was - and being petrified of the odd shadows, the different creaks and groans of the house, the ticking of the clock.

I must have been under ten (maybe even more like 5 or 6), but the memory came back to me so clearly last night - just the feeling of absolute, frozen, "I can't go to sleep because I might never wake up" terror. I was sometimes (ok, maybe most of the time) anxious as a child, and once my brain latched on to something - even if I knew it was ridiculous, outlandish, and totally improbable - I just couldn't let it go. It would swirl around in there like a tornado, picking up bits and pieces of other worries and wishes and whatevers as it spun ever faster and grew bigger until I thought I would explode from it. (This is not that different from how I am now, come to think of it: I guess we don't grow out of as many things as we would like to believe we do.)

The fears of my ten year old self seemed laughable last night - the creaks of an old house are nothing compared to the strains of an older life.

I have been staying here for four days, as the sibling switching that occurs at my house has required a new paint job in one particular room, and I don't know how much longer I'll stay. My grandmother has been in the hospital for all of those four days, and we don't know how much longer she'll stay there, either.

On Friday night, my uncle heard a thump upstairs in her room, and he went up to check on her, and found her on the floor, tangled in her blankets. When he got to her, he realized he couldn't understand what she was saying, so he got down on the floor and took a good look at her face, and saw that the left side was drooping. I think everybody recognizes that symptom as what it turned out to be - my Grandmother had had a stroke.

As it turns out, she had what is (apparently) the best kind of stroke - a mini-stroke, a temporary stroke, a Transient Ischemic Attack. At the hospital, they were able to treat her quickly, and she has since recovered to about 85% of her normal self - her speech returned quickly, the drooping went away, she is able to breathe and swallow and sit up and stand all on her own. The only physical signs of her stroke are a large bruise - which takes up a quarter of her face - she got when she fell out of bed, and some lingering weakness and swelling in her left leg, that the doctors are pretty sure will go down on its own.

She is bored and frustrated by her lack of control at the hospital (I come by it naturally, see?), and she's tired because "the people who work here have no respect for night time hours," and she's a little bit embarrassed and scared, I think, too, which she has shown by being pissed at my uncle for making the call to the ambulance in the first place. But she's herself, and she's ready to come home, and she doesn't understand what's taking them so long to let her go.

She's alright, is what I'm saying: She's doing a lot better than the doctors said she would be doing, and excellent as far as I'm concerned. But here's the thing - my brain just can't shut it off. It's got this worry wrapped up in the tornado now, this huge "She's 93 years old" funnel cloud full of "But what if"s and "I'll stay here forever if you need me to" and "I can't handle this" and "God I hate hospitals, even if her room is better than most hotel rooms I've stayed in, why the hell does it have a fake fireplace" and "Holy shit, I really can't do this again" and a million more swirling swishing sounds and sights and memories and realities and fears.

It makes me long for the worries of ten year old me, that's for sure.

In the meantime I try to be helpful: try to answer the phone and pass out the updates to the family scattered around the country; try to convince UJ that I can make dinner for myself - and for him - and that if he needs to stay at the hospital all day, I'll be fine; try to make the doctors who come into her room speak louder because she doesn't have her hearing aids in and she needs them for a reason; try to ask questions and think of solutions (the rugs at home can all come up, if that's what we need to do/the pull out couch needs a much better mattress if she's thinking of sleeping on it long term) to all the little issues that are popping up; try to rub lotion on her back because I also come by my sensitive skin naturally, and whatever they wash the sheets in has given her a rash (even though the lotion she uses to soothe her sensitive skin leaves my sensitive skin raw, red and burning); try to do something - ANYTHING - to make myself of use, and to give me something else to focus on, a stopper to keep that tornado from spinning so fast that it carries me away with it.