I realize I've been a little content-light lately, but now I want to talk to you about something very important.
The abundance of scary, supposedly "cute" Easter objects. I dare not call them animals, as they are too, too scary to be in the animal family. They may masquarade as animals, but we all know the truth.
Consider this evidence, culled from our local Target store just today:
"Attack of the Killer Chocolate Bunnies"
Of course, complemented only by -
"The freakish, mutant frog who will EAT YOUR CHILDREN if you put him in their Easter baskets."
Why, oh why all the scary-faux animals? We must protect the children - look at this poor child....