In honor of election day (Have you voted yet, internet peoples? If not, go do so immediately. I'll wait.), I'm sending you to a recent post by the Smart Bitches. It's a discussion of the perfect political canidate, and what qualities would be required of him/her.
The fact that the list wound up creating a need for "virginal vampier politicians" is not just laugh out loud funny, but somehow sadly true.
Now, how does one go about becoming a member of the undead community?